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  • DSLStart
    12-17 11:53 AM
    Congrats man!
    hame aam khane se matlab hain, guthli ginney se matlab nahin ... ;-)

    Ladies and Gentlemen,

    As a EB2-India hopeful I was Current in Aug/Sept 2008, and had a 99.9% of hope of getting approval. However, they did nothing then though many with a lot lower (later) PD's and RD's were approved.

    Now suddenly, I got several sets of emails with "Card production ordered", "Approval notice sent" and "Wecome as a New permanent resident" messages (some more than one with same message).

    So, may be USCIS is not following any PD dates announced in Visa Bulletins, but this time for good. Ironically, I also got emails on my AP approval, which is dated a day later than GC approval. Sequence of LUDs is - AP received 11/11 with a soft LUD on 12/10, I-485 approval on 12/11, AP approval on 12/12. Got another set of emails today with similar contents as in emails dated 12/11.

    Perhaps a lot is going on to clear old cases. Have hopes, and do something so that your file comes to someone's attention. ....Best to all....





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  • cybergold
    04-28 03:07 PM
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  • Sreeshankar
    01-25 08:43 AM
    Hello friends;
    Need some information on studies while on EAD. I am a EB3 (Aug 2004) and so my daughter too. She is in final year of her graduation and applying for Med schools after a competitive score in MCATs. Got a rejection from Arkansas college as she is not a GC holder yet. So I was wondering if anyone studying medicine on EAD?
    Most of the colleges wont say about eligibility while applying and the application does not have a immigration category for AOS, it has Dependent, F1, GC and others. We had to go with Others option, ofcourse specified about AOS in rermarks.

    Thanks in advance for sharing any information
    Venu

    Greetings,
    Please read the information in the link (from Attorney Murthy forum) below. There are some pointers/indications in it. ( I truly hope I have not infringed any copy right or rules of posting the link here).

    which medical school in USA gives admission while 485 pending? - Topic Powered by Infopop (http://murthyforum.atinfopop.com/4/OpenTopic?a=tpc&s=1024039761&f=1474093861&m=3711022771)





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  • nish2006
    04-27 08:52 AM
    Dear All,

    I had earlier submitted my paperwork for I-140 and I-485 concurrently via my lawyers during August 2007. On April 16th this year, I received email notification from USCIS that my I-140 had been denied, and that a letter describing this (with the reasons for denial and options available) was in the mail. That letter has yet to be received (it was probably mailed to the lawyers directly), but in the meantime, I would greatly appreciate your advice on this subject and a response to the following points, so I may plan the necessary action to defend my position:

    a) I fully intend to appeal, but have been told that the success rate of such appeals is very low, in the 5-10% range. Would this be accurate?
    b) Regrettably, my H1-B expired on January 24th, 2009. I should never have take the advice I did, but as a result, I now only hold an EAD and AP document, with EAD valid until Oct 2010 and the AP valid until Oct 2009.
    c) Since my H1-B has expired, would denial of my I-140 automatically cancel my I-485 application? In such an event, am I allowed to stay in the country for the duration of my EAD and/or AP, and work for the same employer?
    d) If I am not allowed to stay using my EAD/AP, would it help to re-apply for a new H1-B under premium processing? If necessary, I can even apply under a different company from my present employer (a wholly-owned subsidiary, also based in the US).
    e) Another issue that may complicate this is the fact that I have already travelled once this year using my AP (after the H1-B expired), and this has been stamped on entry. Would this pose a problem with any new H1-B application?

    I would really appreciate your taking the trouble to respond to the above queries, together with any advice you might have for someone in my position. Many thanks for your help.

    Best Regards



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  • seebi
    03-14 09:01 AM
    Thanks gc_check for posting the links.





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  • vishal
    04-16 01:10 PM
    hi friends,
    what happens if 485 gets denied for some reason like if the record is not clean or communicable diseases etc. does this mean our green card is rejected. actually my wife and myself entered the country on AP. but we have our H1 and H4 extension paper till dec 09. if by any case my GC gets denied r we out of status.
    any help is appreciated.



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  • howzatt
    04-13 12:25 PM
    Thats a pretty tough spot to be in. You can try finding a H1B sponsor for yourself and transfer? How about looking for a H1B sponsor for your wife? I believe the H1B quota did not fill up this time.





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  • ssksubash
    11-13 04:04 PM
    You can set up a company in India, while you are on an H1B. Are your clients in the US or India ? India & US have a double taxation treaty. If you get paid in India and keep the funds in India, you dont have to pay US taxes on that income. But you will have to pay taxes in India and report in the US.


    Thank you all for your valuable input. I have a follow up question :

    Will I be breaking any laws if I just do voluntary marketing and promotional work for my company in India.

    Here is the situation :

    My clients will be in USA and they will be paying my company in India. I will be on the board of the company , and will be doing voluntary marketing and promotional work for the company while residing in USA.

    Thank you for your time.



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  • ameerka_dream
    11-11 12:26 PM
    Report: Lou Dobbs employed illegal immigrants

    Lou Dobbs has long railed against illegal immigration and the employers who hire undocumented workers. Dobbs generated controversy � and faced boycotts � for attacking "illegal aliens" as host of a nightly CNN show. And since leaving the network in December, Dobbs has kept talking about the issue in interviews, in which he's also left open the possibility of running for senator or president.

    But Dobbs might want to pause before making illegal immigration a signature campaign issue: At least five illegal immigrants have reportedly worked on his properties.

    The liberal Nation magazine, in a yearlong investigation conducted with the Investigative Fund at the Nation Institute, found that "Dobbs has relied for years on undocumented labor for the upkeep of his multimillion-dollar estates and the horses he keeps for his 22-year-old daughter, Hillary, a champion show jumper."

    The Nation's Isabel Macdonald writes that while Dobbs has bashed employers for hiring immigrants without papers, he "has been far from vigilant about the status of workers laboring on his own properties." (The Nation has long editorialized against Dobbs and those who agree with him on immigration.)

    Dobbs owns a 300-acre estate in Sussex, N.J., and a winter home in West Palm Beach, Fla. His daughter keeps five show horses worth about $1 million each at several stables; the horses are owned by the Dobbs Group, of which Lou Dobbs is president.

    Macdonald spoke with several immigrants who were employed to work on winter property and helped with the upkeep of Dobbs' horses at stables in Vermont and Florida. "I looked after Dobbs' horses while I was illegal," said one man. Another worker said that he believed Hillary Dobbs knew they didn't have papers. (The workers did not give their real names for fear of deportation.)

    Macdonald wrote that another worker worked on the garden at Dobbs' Florida property. On one occasion, that worker said, Lou Dobbs � who referred to himself as "Luis" � instructed him in Spanish to talk to his boss about moving a specific plant. Macdonald interviewed other immigrants who worked at the holiday home.

    Hillary Dobbs did not comment for the article. And Lou Dobbs, through a radio producer on "The Lou Dobbs Show," declined to comment. Robert Zeller, Dobbs' attorney, said Dobbs would answer questions only on his live radio show; the Nation agreed to be on the show, but only after publication.

    Dobbs has not yet responded to a request from The Upshot to discuss the allegations, which are sure to get attention given the commentator's very public views on the subject. The Nation compiled a video of Dobbs' past statements

    Report: Lou Dobbs employed illegal immigrants | The Upshot Yahoo! News (http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20101007/cm_yblog_upshot/report-lou-dobbs-employed-undocumented-immigrants)





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  • dealsnet
    04-19 02:36 PM
    H1B and Employment based GC is for people in speciality fields and for the shortage of US workers for the jobs.
    It is not possible for any jobs on commission basis. PERIOD.
    You can work on OPT.

    Hello,

    I have been living in the USA for the last 5 years going to school with a F1 Visa. I have a Bachelor Degree in Art and a Master Degree in Business. I am currently living in New York City. I plan to work as a Real Estate agent through my OPT. Can I qualify for a green card?
    in which class real estate agent falls into, EB1, EB2, EB3 or EB4???

    Thank You for your time.



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  • hpandey
    11-11 11:14 AM
    Look at the bright side buddy . It is definitely something to look forward to and provides hope that you might get the magic email of getting your GC any day. Of course three year H1 extension and two year EAD is the problem but you are looking on the wrong side. If you get the GC neither will you need the H1 nor the EAD.

    And I don't think you are thinking about the money wasted by just having a 1 year H1 and EAD because I am sure you will get your GC in the next one year at least . Cheer up. Things could be worse ( you could be EB3 - 2008 ! )





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  • dpsg
    04-05 01:10 AM
    All,
    I posted another thread asking folks to thank core members for their sacrifice and great leadership. But at the same time few members like to "excercise their
    freedom of voice" & We should all agree that constructive debate & sometimes criticism brings in new ideas and better path.

    We should define ground rules for ourselves which will lead to efficient use of core members time:

    1) Ensure that we make every effort to find answer before asking question/suggestion/complaint.
    2) Keep one long thread without duplication.
    3) Understand that Core members have job/family , so they have limited bandwidth .. please exercise patience.
    4) Maintain civil constructive discourse, Which has a referanceble information if You want to send a link to a lawmaker or any other authority/influencer/potential volunteer or help someone become a wellwisher.
    5) Understand the limitations of IV/lobbyist , So help them to make things happen & don't expect gurantees.
    6) Never use derogatory remarks, even against proven distractors.
    7) Please put forward only genuine concerns clearly to avoid misunderstanding
    8) Ignore "whiners", But fully respect people with genuine concern/objection.
    9) Please put forward only thoughts relevent to scope of current forum/discussion..
    .. eg. "Discussing the gramatical mistake of someone's message is not relavent to this forum .." .
    10) Always keep in mind that this is public forum , so It is our responsibility to show ourselves collectively in positive light
    by not only passionate for our cause , But also professional in our responses.
    11) Try to propose ideas which are attainable/pragmatic or You can add words like "I would like to see".
    Definately All of us want some resolution out of this problem, But setting too aggresive milestones may results in
    taking off eyeballs from low hanging fruit, wich IV is going after to begin with.

    Please add other ground rules, So that we can have a good platform to discuss our issues and influence the working of IV to begin with & US congress eventually.Thisshould be good forum for members like me, who can't fully participate because of demanding schedule, others please participate other ways too.



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  • Bytes4Lunch
    04-09 04:37 PM
    I came to Montreal for H1/H4 stamping for my wife and two sons. My interview date was 3/18 and they told me it will take abt. 10 days and now its almost over 20 days and no news from them. I am EB3-PD 8/03-I-140/EAD Approved. FP also done. Can you pls. let me know if they asked you any questions or you had any comunication with them after your interview? In my case they kept all our passports, Originals of our H1/H4/EAD approvals/Letter from the employer also.

    I had also done the stamping from Toronto in 2005 without any problem. Is this a PIMS related issue?

    ramesh

    Sorry to hear you're being held for so long. My case involved Mumbai consulate, I waited for slightly more than a month and then travelled back to the US on the AP.
    During the interview when I was in India the CO did not ask me any questions related to my immigrant visa/485/EAD etc. I still dont know why it took so long for them to do the processing, security clearance, PIMS, TAL, anything is my guess.
    Although I am baffled that they kept your passport, I thought the passport belongs to you and the Indian government and they can't keep it for so long even though lots of consulates do that. Thankfully mumbai consulate did not take my passport so I had the option to travel back.
    And why would you give them any originals related to your green card like EAD ? That has no connection with your H1B visa stamping. If you have a valid AP then you should just travel back on it, and when they email you saying that your visa is ready for stamping travel back(If the canadian consulate isn't too far from where you live in US). I dont have that option, India is too far and expensive for me to travel especially after a recent trip.





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  • Lasantha
    07-05 10:45 AM
    Hey Gurus,

    What are the chances for ROW-EB2 to go backlog in OCT 2007. My wife's employer is filing for the LABOR this month. We are keeping our finger's crossed that it will be current in OCT this year.

    What do you guys think about that? Thanks.

    I am no guru BUT ....
    It was current for more than the past two years, wasn't it. I think it is highly unlikely that it will be backlogged. If if it will, it could be by a very short period, 6 months maybe. This is what I think.

    What do you think about EB3 ROW ?



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  • gk_2000
    05-02 07:05 PM
    trojan -- Thanks, even I found your posts helpful. Sounds like a good idea :)





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  • snathan
    03-05 02:11 AM
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  • zico123
    05-17 02:00 PM
    Deal reached after weeks of closed-door bipartisan negotiations
    "Point system" established to consider education, skill-level in green card process
    Illegal immigrants could get "Z visa" after paying $5,000 fine, returning home
    Citizenship to be considered after border improvements, ID initiative complete

    THE PROPOSAL
    ILLEGALS:
    � Those who arrived before January 1, 2007, will be given immediate work authorization, granted a "Z" visa and put on path to permanent residence.
    � Head of household must return to home country within 8 years. They will be guaranteed back in.
    � Penalty: $5000, staggered

    ENFORCEMENT:
    � Double border patrol, new security perimeter, border fence.

    GUEST/TEMP WORKERS:
    � Guest worker program cannot begin until enforcement provision is in place.
    � 400,000 temp workers per year enter on two-year visas, must return home for a year then re-enter for additional two years. They may come three times.
    � Earn points toward merit-based green card.
    � May bring families on 30-day visitor visas each year.

    Source: Sen. Edward Kennedy's office





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  • kothuri
    06-09 11:35 AM
    Get a good lawyer and ask them to file a Nunc Pro Tunc. Since you are under 6 months it shouldn't be a big deal.

    -Sri





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  • makemygc
    07-30 05:14 PM
    Thanks for posting this. I was thinking of creating a thread for this purpose. Self filers please make sure that you file the "correct" versions of 131 and 765

    Here is a link for your reference.

    http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/uscis/menuitem.eb1d4c2a3e5b9ac89243c6a7543f6d1a/?vgnextoid=db029c7755cb9010VgnVCM10000045f3d6a1RCR D

    Interesting thing with this new form is the re-enactment of interim EAD. We yet to get any confirmation on that though.





    bpratap
    08-18 04:33 PM
    I don't think Address change (AR 11) will invoke any RFE.

    It will definitely get a LUD on the i-485, as its referring the address change to I-485

    I have changed address twice in the last 2 years, filing AR-11 online. Its quite straight forward and simple.

    Please don't be scared to move ur Apartments / home due to pending I-485





    dixie
    01-25 11:33 AM
    I was responding to this statement :
    "If the govt can lobby for nuke bill, why they cannot do it for techs?" This is a nonsense topic anyways .. deserves to be closed.

    How nuke bill is related to SKIL bill......

    Admin close this forum.



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